pretty much guaranteed

i can pretty much guarantee that none of you, between 1am, and 2am, were waiting for socks to dry, and wrapping 21 gifts for your husband to take on a plane at 5am.
it's true. he's officially gone. not to return until the 23rd.
if i end up as one of those mom's who goes completely insane and drives their kids into the river, you will understand why.